Grocery Shopper Giggler Gifts

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Complex Carbs

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

Eye of Newt Helper

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Low income vampires.

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

Self Checkout

'Hi, yourself.'

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

Supermarket trolley repairs

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Snowman tries on carrot noses.

Trail Mix. Good for six months or 600 miles, whichever comes first.

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

Shopping for bandages...

Breakages must be paid for

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

I don't get it - they give us name tag stickers, but they never let us mingle

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'