Grocery Shopping Giggler Gifts

Eye of Newt Helper

I don't get it - they give us name tag stickers, but they never let us mingle

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

Low income vampires.

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

Self Checkout

Do me a favor - don

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"Bag for life?"

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

"Hold it, lady. You're not gonna use me on pizza, are you?"

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Trail Mix. Good for six months or 600 miles, whichever comes first.