Grocery Shopping Giggler Gifts

Eye of Newt Helper

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Low income vampires.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

Self Checkout

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

"Fly over to the Grand Union and bring back the produce manager's tongue."

Woman has man in shopping trolley

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

"Bag for life?"

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

Shopping for bandages...