Green Thumb Jokester Gifts

If you’re searching for a gift that combines horticultural humor with a playful spirit, our collection for the green thumb jokester is just right. Whether they’re planting, pruning, or just love to laugh about their gardening adventures, these quirky products will bring a smile. From funny mugs featuring gardening jests to cheeky t-shirts and charming pillows, celebrate their passion with a touch of humor. Our range is designed to brighten their day and add some wit to their gardening routine.

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'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

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Say it with cacti

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"Worry about global warming and your funny tropical fish...when you've cleared all those weeds off the driveway."

"Worry about global warming and your funny tropical fish...when you've cleared all those weeds off the driveway." mockup

"Worry about global warming and your funny tropical fish...when you've cleared all those weeds off the driveway."

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Prize vegetables.

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Allotment

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"First time pruning?"

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Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants. mockup

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

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"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!" mockup

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

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Greenfingers.

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The Garden

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The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish. mockup

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

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"Mulch madness"

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Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?' mockup

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

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"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes." mockup

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

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"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew." mockup

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

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Man transplants plant in his garden. mockup

Man transplants plant in his garden.

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"You must have a green thumb."

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'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!' mockup

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

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"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass." mockup

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

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Cut out and keep your own Gardener! mockup

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

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'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.' mockup

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

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"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots." mockup

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

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"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials." mockup

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

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Garden seeds - giant varieties

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"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?" mockup

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

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A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings. mockup

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

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'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!' mockup

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

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"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go." mockup

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

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The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed. mockup

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

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'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!' mockup

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

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Gardener

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"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...." mockup

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

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Tree collapse...

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'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .' mockup

'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'

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'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?' mockup

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

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Green Thumb Jokester Gifts Collection

Green Thumb Jokester Mugs

Explore our collection of funny and funny gardening mugs perfect for the green thumb jokester.

Green Thumb Jokester Pillows

Find humorous gardening pillows that add personality and humor to your favorite gardening space.

Green Thumb Jokester Prints

Browse vibrant and comedic prints that celebrate the green thumb jokester’s love of plants and humor.

Green Thumb Jokester T-Shirts

Check out our witty gardening t-shirts made for the green thumb jokester who loves to joke around.