Green Thumb With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

'My plants are dead Have you been listening to Rush Limbaugh while I was shopping'

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Yardless: Please help

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

"I'm losing my patience with you."

See you at the farmers market!

Mother Nature

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Steamed vegetables."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

Mad about Roses!