Green Thumb With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

'My plants are dead Have you been listening to Rush Limbaugh while I was shopping'

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Steamed vegetables."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Mad about Roses!