Green Thumb Gags Gifts

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Yardless: Please help

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cats and gardens.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

Climate Crisis

Botany Baby!

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

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Gardening Terms: Black Spot