Grade Jester Gifts

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.