Grade Jester Pillows

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"We were unwinding, and Frances come unwound completely."

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'