Classroom Jester Pillows

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"Maybe using the term 'start spitballing' wasn't a great way to get them to start on this project."

'A not from my parents?... Which set?'

"When did we learn how to do that?"

"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

Books / Coffee table books

Justice 4 Ron

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'