Furniture Protection Gifts

Looking for a clever way to shield your furniture? Our furniture protection collection combines humor with practicality, making your home both protected and charming. Great for new homeowners, pet owners, or anyone who loves a touch of personality in their decor.

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'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.' mockup

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

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"Tell me about this fear of couches." mockup

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

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"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?" mockup

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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Interior design trends for parents.... mockup

Interior design trends for parents....

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"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw." mockup

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp." mockup

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

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"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!" mockup

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

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"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!" mockup

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

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"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally." mockup

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

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"Surprise!"

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"The knights of the round accent table" mockup

"The knights of the round accent table"

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Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them. mockup

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

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'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.' mockup

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

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"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing." mockup

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

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"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you." mockup

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

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'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden' mockup

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

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Lay-Z-Family Recliner

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Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home. mockup

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

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'I'd like to match this credenza.' mockup

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

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"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty." mockup

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

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"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die." mockup

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

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"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing." mockup

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

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"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family." mockup

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

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'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?' mockup

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

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'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!' mockup

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

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'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.' mockup

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

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'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.' mockup

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

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"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again." mockup

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

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'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.' mockup

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

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An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables mockup

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

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'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!' mockup

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

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Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him. mockup

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

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'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.' mockup

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

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Furniture Protection Gifts Collection

Furniture Protection Mugs

Looking for more humorous mugs? Explore our furniture protection collection on mugs for a daily dose of wit at home or the office.

Furniture Protection Pillows

Check out our furniture protection pillows for a fun and protective addition to your sofa or armchair.

Furniture Protection Prints

Browse our prints for clever art celebrating furniture safety with a humorous flair to enhance your decor.

Furniture Protection T-Shirts

Discover our funny furniture protection t-shirts to showcase your sense of humor and protect your style with a witty print.