Furniture Protection Prints

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Surprise!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"The knights of the round accent table"

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'