Frequent Traveller Mishap Gifts

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Business-Class.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

US Airlines

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Seagulls landing

"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"Didn't they fly by earlier?"

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Flight Information

"Hi, honey—I'm home."

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

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"Oh--you're right. I see mine now. Sorry about that!"