Frequent Traveller Mishap Pillows

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Injured backpacker.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Business-Class.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

US Airlines

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

"Frankly, I've about had it with air travel."

'I went with a tour group to Europe, and they dumped me in Spain.'

Seagulls landing

"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

Flight Information

"Didn't they fly by earlier?"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

Man is mugged in the snow and then mugged again by the same person when on holiday.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"Hi, honey—I'm home."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"They come back to the same spot every year to mate!"

Pre-Flight Check