Football Referee Fans Gifts

'He supports the referee...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Raheem Sterling

"Uptight End"

Mohamed Salah

Why moms make bad refs.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Egyptian Football

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Spot the fur ball.

Football supporters.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Touchdown!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Football Violence

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

"Jim was a model Dad".

Referee cop.