Football Referee Fans Pillows

'He supports the referee...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Why moms make bad refs.

Egyptian Football

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Football supporters.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Spot the fur ball.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Referee cop.

Red Card - Gold Card.

"Go deep!"

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Hands in same position from birth to death.