Football Referee Gifts

'Aw, come on ref - that was a dive...!'

Football Referee Standing On Large Whistle

Free kick to us...er I mean, to Rovers.

Conducting a football referee.

Off-air comments.

Football foul (red card).

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

Death was inspired by the world cup referees.

Decapitation on the football pitch.

'I know the Fox 40 whistle is good, but this trumpet is better.'

Crime and punishment - football.

Rubbish referee gets his cards wrong.

'Hand ball! Do you think I'm blind, young lady?!

Football Violence

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

VAR - a nail in the football coffin...

Soccer player is given a red card for biting an apple.

Wimbledon Official distracted by the Euros.

Covid Euro 2020

"Sorry, I don't know what pass interference is anymore either."

At times Katie really hated that her dad was a referee. 'Penalty.Holding.Richard retreats five yards.'

Police 'Did you see' sign at Man Utd.

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

This was the last time Fred would agree to referee a game between Bobble Head Teams.

'A yellow card carried no weight here!'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Death was inspired by the World Cup referees.

"Get a grip of their number seven - he's getting away with murder."

College of Referee Training: 'Congratulations, you failed your eye test abysmally!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Modern Football

Linesman of the North.

Thought Police: 'Are you having mucky thoughts?'

Referee's Glamorous Assistant...

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"