Fanatic Referee Followers Gifts

'He supports the referee...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Raheem Sterling

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Why moms make bad refs.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Football supporters.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

World Cup Fever

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

'The bite was great but you forgot to clutch your face and fall to the ground waving an imaginary card...'

Football junkie.

'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'

"Am I not being funny enough?"

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

John Terry

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

'It's for you.'

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

"Chasing high net worth clients is a fast moving game. . . it's not just bakers and financiers we need to understand. . ."

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

University of Nebraska sold out for 375 games in a row but now is in danger of ending that due to poor performance.

"Hmm... why isn't he our goalkeeper..?"

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?