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Food Price Satirist Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the food price satirist in your life? Find humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that poke fun at inflation and food pricing with clever illustrations and sharp wit. These gifts are perfect for anyone who enjoys a comedic take on economic realities and loves to laugh about the rising costs of their favorite eats.
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'
Made in China
'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'
'The recession is over, again.'
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
Fuel bill gone through the roof
"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."
"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.
"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."
'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'
The Euro - R.I.P.
Money god
'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'
'Wait a minute....!
'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'
You are what you eat (Nuts).
'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'
Investments.
'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'
"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"
'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'
Euro Bait
'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'
Positive Trend, Dreadful Outcome
"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."
"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."
'The price of a stock will fluctuate on these three factors...'
'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'
'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'
The Eurozone Explained
'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'
Food Price Satirist Gifts Collection
Food Price Satirist Mugs
Discover more humorous mugs that cleverly address economic quirks and food price satire—perfect for breakfast table laughs.
Food Price Satirist Pillows
Explore our funny pillows that bring humor to home decor with satirical designs on food prices and inflation trends.
Food Price Satirist Prints
Browse our satirical prints that humorously depict the rising costs of food—great for sprucing up any kitchen or living space with wit.
Food Price Satirist T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty t-shirts that make fun of inflation and food costs—ideal for anyone who enjoys smart humor on their wardrobe.