Food Chain Satirists Gifts

Brussels is harmonising the food chain.

Dolphin friendly tuna

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Beef Stew.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.'

'We're very on-the-hoof, of the moment kind of people - would it be possible to dine off Styrofoam?'

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."

Musical Frog

"Good news, the migration has started: The wildebeests are coming!"

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

'Chicken to go.'

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

'Quadruple by-product.'

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

'Whose darn idea were these brand stickers?'

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

'Faux-horse beef for me, faux-beef horse for the wife.'

Sausage Machine

'I'm afraid this is all we have for the time being. We've run out of Haloes.'

A panda waiting for bamboo juice