Foodie Satirists Gifts

Beef Stew.

Lesser known greek gods,

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Cat eats date.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Bagel problems.

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'