Satirical Foodie Gifts

Restaurant - featuring large amounts of bad food.

Will work 4 genetically altered food.

Tasty Organic Meal - Just Add Artificial Flavouring & Preservative

Missionary Helper.

'Eat your lunch.' 'No, it's toxic waste.'

Welcome to 'The Really Cheap Gourmet.' First, go next door and borrow a lobster...

Award winning food, Derby winning food.

'Ma'am, please step on the scale so I can give you your menu options.'

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

No double cheese without a note from your cardiologist

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.