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Restaurant - featuring large amounts of bad food.

Will work 4 genetically altered food.

Tasty Organic Meal - Just Add Artificial Flavouring & Preservative

Your problem is supply-side gastronomics.

Missionary Helper.

'Eat your lunch.' 'No, it's toxic waste.'

Welcome to 'The Really Cheap Gourmet.' First, go next door and borrow a lobster...

Award winning food, Derby winning food.

'Ma'am, please step on the scale so I can give you your menu options.'

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

Waitrose Vegan Burgers

No double cheese without a note from your cardiologist

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'