Satirical Food Lovers T-Shirts

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Better Not Squash.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Cooking with Pierre

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Beef Stew.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

The real reason salad aids weight loss

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'How did you get your pastry so thin?' Steam roller.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

"The Normans are coming and I can't decide on whether to pour a simple consomme on them, or a more complex bisque."

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

'Why do they let us see things like that?'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

Winter lunch.

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'The hair in the soup provides fiber.'

"The reason your meringue is crushed is because I distinctly heard you tell me to 'Step on it'."

'Of course, the peas are fresh. I personally opened the can myself.'

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

Restaurant - featuring large amounts of bad food.

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.