Food Chain Satirists Prints

Dolphin friendly tuna

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Beef Stew.

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.'

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."

Musical Frog

"Good news, the migration has started: The wildebeests are coming!"

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

'Quadruple by-product.'

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

'Chicken to go.'

'Some people get a placebo meal - inferior, less nutritious ingredients.'

'Faux-horse beef for me, faux-beef horse for the wife.'

'Ill have the salad. But could I have it made out of chocolate?'

'Whose darn idea were these brand stickers?'

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

Sausage Machine

'I'm afraid this is all we have for the time being. We've run out of Haloes.'

"Here's how our eating challenge works. The meal is free if you finish it without running across the street for a burger afterwards."

A panda waiting for bamboo juice