Feline Furniture Mishaps Gifts

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"I love what you've done to the place."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

You're lucky - I wish mine was such a picky eater.

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

Cats the musical

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

Not complaining, but when do you think your cats will be done sleeping on the furniture?

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

How Grandma's cat cleans those hard to reach places.

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

"If you fits, you sits!"

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

"Now let's see what she does when I take one nibble and walk away."

The Devil's Advocat

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Romulus and Remus

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'He always seems so damn put put.'

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

"Oh, thank goodness! My food dish wasn't stolen. It was just being washed and refilled. Nevermind, officer."

101 uses of a dead cat: ornament

"Hey, I'm just making your sofa match your jeans."