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"I love what you've done to the place."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Oh, crap.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

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Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Now this I get."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Evolution.

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"So who is this First pet?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

I'm sure it's fake.

Beware of the Cat.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Your profile said you were a dog."

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