Cat Decor Aficionados Pillows

"I love what you've done to the place."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Unemotional Support Animal

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Now this I get."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"So who is this First pet?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Beware of the Cat.

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"And here are today's categories...."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

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Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.