Feline Demolition Aficionado Gifts

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Pets.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Cat Hecklers

"Now this I get."

'What's that humming sound?'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Pet Cemetery.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Funky Facts: Cats

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

Artists Cats

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"I call it Distressed Feline."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Treading a fine lion.

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."