Feline Demolition Aficionado T-Shirts

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

Pets.

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Now this I get."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Funky Facts: Cats

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'What's that humming sound?'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

The Emperor has no claws!.. C'mon, let's get him!

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Artists Cats

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Treading a fine lion.

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

"I call it Distressed Feline."

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."