Feline Furniture Seeker Gifts

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Fisherman and cats

"What happened to what cat?"

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

"Hello, Kitty!"

STRIP *Bliss* # 2 Cat stuck in new wardrobe

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

101 uses of a dead cat: brick

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

'You're very narcissistic.'

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'