Feline Furniture Seeker Pillows

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Fisherman and cats

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"What happened to what cat?"

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

Not complaining, but when do you think your cats will be done sleeping on the furniture?

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"Hello, Kitty!"

'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'

STRIP *Bliss* # 2 Cat stuck in new wardrobe

101 uses of a dead cat: brick

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

'You're very narcissistic.'

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."

Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'