Feline Furniture Mishaps Pillows

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"I love what you've done to the place."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

Cats the musical

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

How Grandma's cat cleans those hard to reach places.

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

'I don't CARE if they were marked down 35 percent. That set of drapes goes back to the store!'

"If you fits, you sits!"

The Devil's Advocat

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'That's the problem with cats - they can be so destructive.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Romulus and Remus

'He always seems so damn put put.'

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

"Isn't that cute? She bought herself a little stool to sit on and watch us shred her chairs!"

"Oh, thank goodness! My food dish wasn't stolen. It was just being washed and refilled. Nevermind, officer."

'In the interest of saving time, do you have any pre-shredded ones?'

101 uses of a dead cat: ornament

"Hey, I'm just making your sofa match your jeans."