Feline Hijinks Pillows

'Something tells me Master is trying to teach us a lesson and we should stop eating his goldfish...'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Projectile hairballing."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Great mouser!

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

Kitty Litter

Cat Nightmares

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'