Fatherhood Analyst Gifts

Looking for a gift for that dad who combines fatherhood with a serious love for analysis and data? Our curated collection features witty, thoughtful items that celebrate his unique interests. Whether he's crunching numbers or just the coolest dad around, find something that matches his analytical spirit—think clever mugs, t-shirts, and more. Surprise him with a gift that understands his blend of dad-jokes and data!

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'My dad was a workaholic...' 'Mine was a drunken stumbblebum.'

'My dad was a workaholic...' 'Mine was a drunken stumbblebum.' mockup

'My dad was a workaholic...' 'Mine was a drunken stumbblebum.'

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'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.' mockup

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

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'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

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'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.' mockup

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

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"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..." mockup

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

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A boy and his spin patrol.

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'Okay, okay - is there anyone OTHER that the bride's mother who objects to this marriage?'

'Okay, okay - is there anyone OTHER that the bride's mother who objects to this marriage?' mockup

'Okay, okay - is there anyone OTHER that the bride's mother who objects to this marriage?'

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'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,' mockup

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

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'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.' mockup

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

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'I'm not so sure I'm a problem child. Maybe you're a problem parent.'

'I'm not so sure I'm a problem child. Maybe you're a problem parent.' mockup

'I'm not so sure I'm a problem child. Maybe you're a problem parent.'

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"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?" mockup

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

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'They sort of grow on you.'

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'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!' mockup

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

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"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade." mockup

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

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Fathers Saluting Each Other.

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'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!' mockup

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

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Temptation.

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"She's one of those bad mothers who say they're bad mothers but think they're good mothers."

"She's one of those bad mothers who say they're bad mothers but think they're good mothers." mockup

"She's one of those bad mothers who say they're bad mothers but think they're good mothers."

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'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!' mockup

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

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"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!" mockup

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

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"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother." mockup

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

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"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!" mockup

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

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"Don't fight us, Timmy. We have numerical superiority."

"Don't fight us, Timmy. We have numerical superiority." mockup

"Don't fight us, Timmy. We have numerical superiority."

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"Oh no, not dinner again!"

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"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me." mockup

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

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"I'm getting to know the staff better. You're my son, aren't you?"

"I'm getting to know the staff better. You're my son, aren't you?" mockup

"I'm getting to know the staff better. You're my son, aren't you?"

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'It would have been easier to prove your father was of sound mind when he wrote this will if he hadn't written it on the headed notepaper of the psychiatric hospital in which he'd been sectioned.'

'It would have been easier to prove your father was of sound mind when he wrote this will if he hadn't written it on the headed notepaper of the psychiatric hospital in which he'd been sectioned.'

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'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.' mockup

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

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"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone."

"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone." mockup

"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone."

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"Use your indoor gun."

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'How many are just staying together for the kids? OK, that's good, very good.'

'How many are just staying together for the kids? OK, that's good, very good.' mockup

'How many are just staying together for the kids? OK, that's good, very good.'

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"Philip has questioned my stewardship." mockup

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

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'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.' mockup

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

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Fatherhood Analyst Gifts Collection

Fatherhood Analyst Mugs

Explore our full range of fatherhood analyst mugs, perfect for keeping his coffee hot and his data sharp. Find the ideal gift for the analytically inclined dad.

Fatherhood Analyst Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate his analytical mind and dad role. Ideal for making his space both comfortable and witty.

Fatherhood Analyst Prints

Browse our selection of prints that honor his blend of fatherhood and analysis. Perfect for decorating his favorite space with a clever touch.

Fatherhood Analyst T-Shirts

Check out our collection of fatherhood analyst t-shirts. Fun, smart designs that let dad showcase his unique interests wherever he goes.