Faith Healing Gifts

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

Evangelist and dog trainer extraordinaire, Ernie Gumbromowitz.

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

Self help acupuncture

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Sigmund Freud.

Tiny Visions

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

Unguided imagery

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

New Age Store.