Faith Healers Gifts

Faith-Based Chiropractic Care

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

'I'm an atheist!'

Before the riots/after the riots

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Holy Bible

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Please, Lord, enough already."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.