Faith Healer Fan Gifts

'That lumbago you just got rid of - you gave to me!'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Before the riots/after the riots

Nun Binning the Devil

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Get an afterlife!'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"Hallelujah!"

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

Honk if you're holy.

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

Growing Churches

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

Christ and His Disciples - Ticket for the London Hospital.

'More options!'

The first attempt at stoning St. Stephen...

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

At home with the Pope.

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

My belief is better than yours!

It was the day Malcolm found God.

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

"Religion?"

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

'I hope you have come here to give us a taste of religion.'