Believers In Faith Healing Gifts

"Let these catalysts catalyze! Allow this experiment to be expedited. Help these chemicals to coalesce."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"Tales of the unicorns"

"Holy water, holy water...."

Great news! Scientists have cured many, many diseases! They've used new discoveries and innovative techniques to cure inherited liver disease

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

Miracles on 34th Street.

Give Thanks.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

'That lumbago you just got rid of - you gave to me!'

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle