Faith Healing Mugs

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

Evangelist and dog trainer extraordinaire, Ernie Gumbromowitz.

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

Self help acupuncture

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Sigmund Freud.

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

Unguided imagery

Tiny Visions

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Yoga classes door.

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"