Face-freezer Extraordinaire Gifts

"Now when we get to your face, sir, I'll have to ask you not to blink your eyes."

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting - children have no faces

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Noah's fridge

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

Reindeer Family Portraits.

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'Now I look like Mummy!'

Home/work masks.

"I freeze all my leftovers until I feel less guilty about throwing them away."

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

'Why couldn't there be global FREEZING?'

I never forget a face