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"Now when we get to your face, sir, I'll have to ask you not to blink your eyes."

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

Clown Face Painting

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

Face painting - children have no faces

Face painting children with no facial features.

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Noah's fridge

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'Now I look like Mummy!'

Home/work masks.

"I freeze all my leftovers until I feel less guilty about throwing them away."

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

'Why couldn't there be global FREEZING?'

I never forget a face

Dad could be over-protective.