Futuristic Face Care Gifts

"Why don't you see a good dermatologist?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

Modern day mirror.

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

City Dermatology...Weekly special, Rash Judgements 50% off!

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

Why the long face?

Interactive Underwear

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

"Now when we get to your face, sir, I'll have to ask you not to blink your eyes."

"When did they start wearing muzzles?"

"Jenkins, did we get that new 3-D copier yet?"

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

Interactivewear.

"I had no idea my three favorite things were going to the movies, eating out, and touching my face."

"Remember girls - these are evil and must be punished!!"

"She tried to apply her press-on nails with an iron."

TV's to be allowed in self-driving cars.

Face Lift

"I don't care if the president has them, no face tattoos until you're 13!"

Enjoying Music.

Normal people, just trying to grow nice bushy, non-ironic moustaches and they get all tied up in the whole Movember thing.