Freezers Gifts

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Snow is falling...

Entertainment systems

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Noah's fridge

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Global Warming.

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

Frozen Fish

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'This one is more expensive, but it comes with factory installed door art and notes.'

Pet Fridge Photos

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

'I've just bought a freezer.'

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.

'Why couldn't there be global FREEZING?'