Freezers Gifts

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Entertainment systems

Snow is falling...

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Noah's fridge

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Global Warming.

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'This one is more expensive, but it comes with factory installed door art and notes.'

Pet Fridge Photos

Frozen Fish

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'Mister Nooka, taking over the frozen food division.'

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

'I've just bought a freezer.'

I can't remember freezing it....it has peas in it...it came from the back of the freezer.