Freezing Technology Gifts

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'No ice.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Snow is falling...

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

Baker

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Foot in ice cube.

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'Why couldn't there be global FREEZING?'

Cold

Hey Jeff, have you ever realized that it's warmer in the fridge than outside?

"Now when we get to your face, sir, I'll have to ask you not to blink your eyes."

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

Professor Yomp at our Northern campus: Man waves from igloo doorway(Blubber research)

"Got a deer."

See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'