Freezing Technology T-Shirts

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'No ice.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Snow is falling...

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Baker

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Reindeer Family Portraits.

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

Foot in ice cube.

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

'Why couldn't there be global FREEZING?'

"Now when we get to your face, sir, I'll have to ask you not to blink your eyes."

Hey Jeff, have you ever realized that it's warmer in the fridge than outside?

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

Cold

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

"Got a deer."

Professor Yomp at our Northern campus: Man waves from igloo doorway(Blubber research)

See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.