Frozen T-Shirts

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

Snowprov

'No ice.'

Ice skater

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Foot in ice cube.

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

Fisherman catches fish sticks

Grocery shopper sees TV Dinners and Radio Dinners

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

'I'm going to shoe it over to the convenience store and pick up another bag of ice for our drinks.'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

TV Dinners, Re-runs of last week's specials.

Man looking at a thermometer that has broken due to extreme cold

Extrem winter