Frozen Gifts

"We can't all go as Elsa from 'Frozen.' "

Snowprov

'No ice.'

Ice skater

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

Ice Fisherman followed by a colony of penguins.

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Foot in ice cube.

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

"What about letting your hair air dry?"

'Ice Road Urinalysis' -frozen instantly

Fisherman catches fish sticks

Grocery shopper sees TV Dinners and Radio Dinners

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

Man looking at a thermometer that has broken due to extreme cold

'I'm going to shoe it over to the convenience store and pick up another bag of ice for our drinks.'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

TV Dinners, Re-runs of last week's specials.