Frozen Architect Gifts

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Shaved Ice

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Ice-Cube-IV

"Just a drop."

'Styrofoam.'

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

Building a snowman

Tall Snowman

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

A Woman's Conquests.

Igloo Windfarm.