Frozen Architect Gifts

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Shaved Ice

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Ice-Cube-IV

"Just a drop."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

'Styrofoam.'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Igloo Windfarm.

A Woman's Conquests.

Building a snowman

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

Tall Snowman

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"