Frozen Fish Enthusiast Gifts

'You made a few stops didn't you?!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

A Preschool of Fish

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Lap fish..."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Guess who netted it.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."