Frugal Freezer Gifts

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Everything for a buck.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Food prices.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

'What do you mean when you say we're going to have to start economizing on groceries, Lance?'

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

We'll pass on the entrees...

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

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'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'